Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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