So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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