Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
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