I want to walk on stilts...naked
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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