she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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