Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I could fuck to npr.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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