She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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