alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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