Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
one might say we're banned from that church
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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