It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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