Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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