He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
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