He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
mondays should just be called national damage control day
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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