Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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