everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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