Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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