she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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