toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
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