listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
