Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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