What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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