He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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