she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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