just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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