dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
as a side note pls kill me
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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