the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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