There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
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