The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
i need some magic done to my vagina
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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