You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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