Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
please don't ironically join a cult
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