he wants to bone in the snuggie
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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