i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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