whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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