what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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