with your own penis?
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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