The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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