I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I think a kid would responsible me up
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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