Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I'm bleeding and have questions
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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