Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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