Buhtt sex?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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