Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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