if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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