i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Randomize