So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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