Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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