I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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