I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
smell my finger.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
