He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Go christen that room with your naked body.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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