i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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