Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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