What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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